Monday 25 February 2013

Can you have sex on a nude beach?

I suppose you could, but it's kind of tacky. You could if you don't get caught but I wouldn't recommend it. If the beach watch doesn't pound the bejeezus out of you, then the police will throw your sorry butt in jail and a judge will have you registered as a sex offender. Could you live with it? Technically, you can have sex pretty much anywhere. But there are places where it is illegal/immoral/inconvenient/just plain wrong to engage in sexual activity. I wouldn't have sex on a nude beach. Sex on any beach is WAY over-rated. Too much sand. Pour some cooking oil in your hand and pick up a big ass handful of sand and rub your hands together really really really really really really really really really fast. How does THAT feel? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Some daring couples having 3 some sex in public beaches. 

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